Love And Hip Hop Atlanta, The Ratchet Saga

Love and Hip Hop Atlanta picks back up this week after Rasheeda momma has murdered Kirks motorcycle by running it over with her car (Shout out to the Ford Company, they really are built Ford tough)…Rasheeda informs Kirk that since he chose to crack the backs of some random video ho’s, that she has been talking to lawyers about divorce options. And after some words go back and forth rasheeda eventually leaves kirk outside and he begins to walk down the road most likely to catch the Marta bus…..

Erica and Mimi have a White Woman moment and meet up on the golf course to talk about they baby daddies.  The ladies share the same frustrations of their men being in and out of their love lives and all they want now from Stevie J, and Scrappy to do is concentrate on being good fathers.  This conversation quickly transitions into breast, as Mimi tells Erica that she wants to get a “ mommy makeover” and get her boobs done because she had to breast feed for 3 years…..WTF??? But that was not the most shocking thing of this scene, I was really surprise to see black women hitting golf balls, thank you Tiger Woods, for multitasking and being an adulterer and breaking down racial barriers in golf.





Mimi meets up with Stevie J and Stevie tells Mimi that he is going to Puerto Rico to shoot a music video  with Joseline. During this discussion Stevie gives Mimi a very nice Handbag filled with cash, and tells Mimi that this comes with no strings attached, unlike the BMW he gave her then shortly after asked Mimi for Head…..of lettuce.  In my opinion she gave birth to his child so he got plenty of lettuce during conception, and Mimi was stupid for giving the Car back, but she is not the brightest so I digress.

 

Stevie and Joseline arrive in Puerto Rico and Joseline gets in her feelings about being back home, and starts feeling some kinda way about her past, and thinking about the present and what she is going through with Stevie.  We see a different side of Joseline and even Stevie in this scene and Steve reassures Joseline that he does love her and tells her he is her family. Kinda spoken like  a pimp, but it did seem to come from his ho’ish heart.

 

Rasheeda calls Kirk to the dinner table to tell him about the conversations with her lawyers.  Rasheeda  tells Kirk that since there is proof of adultery, if they were to get divorced that the 50/50 laws of Georgia would not apply to them. Kirk in a very nonchalant type of way is trying to play it off and trying to play it all down like it is not a big deal, which leads Rasheeda to tell Kirk that she indeed has filed for legal separation, BOOM!  she put the drums on that ASS!!!

Karlie Redd met up with Benzino while he token up on some hooka, and Benzino shows Karlie a bit of his new video called “Smash the Homie”, which is basically a diss video, and he is throwing all kinds of Shade at Stevie and Joseline.  This video features a Joseline look alike which is most likely a female impersonator that he hired from the Monday night drag shows at The Jungle in Atlanta. After the viewing of the video Karlie tells Benzino of her leaky titty problem and asks him for moral and financial support.  Fake boobs are like cars and you should get them tuned up every so often according to Benzino, so he agrees to help Karlie out. While she goes under the knife, hopefully the Doctor people will fix her lop side booty, and fill it with some fix a flat or put a patch on it, whatever she needs done....

 

This episode ends with Stevie and Joseline in a very romantical setting in Puerto Rico. Joseline is talking to Stevie about their relationship and being life partners, blah blah blah, and somemore bullshit when Joseline pulls out a ring and the episode ends…..Looks like Joseline has proposed yall!!!! She liked it and she wants to put a ring on it…..OH OH OH!!