This morning Taco Bell rolled out their breakfast menu. Taco Bell will be serving "Waffle Tacos", "A.M. Crunchwraps" and things and such. At first this made me feel some kinda way because Taco Bell has become drunk eats usually followed by the next morning consequences of bodily fluids having their way with me. So if you want to start your day off with the poops, head on down to the Taco Bell, but something tells me not only will you be running to the border but to the bathroom as well.
See, we all need to move to the UK where drunk eats are an obvious rational choice based on what tastes good to a drunk person and what one can serve quickly to drunk people. This is not a call for a Taco. Mais non! It is a call for a Keh-bab. That's right, phonetic. I know some Amerikans can't talk good so..Kehhh Baaaab. Or a bacon roll. Yeah buddy!
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